Censorship

 - by Brittany

Kevin was playing a game with his friends online the other night. Jameson heard Scott’s voice and says, “Ahh, I hear Uncle Scott.” So Kevin calls him over and lets him talk into the mic.

Kevin says, “Say hi to Uncle Scott.”

Jameson, “Hi Uncle Scott.”

Kevin, “Say, ‘Uncle Scott, you suck.”

Jameson repeats, “Uncle Scott, you suck.”

Kevin laughs, I give him a dirty look and just shake my head.

The next night at dinner, Jameson turns to Kevin and out of no where says, “Daddy, you suck.” Since Kevin had to turn his head so Jameson wouldn’t see him laugh, I have to get after Jameson and tell him we don’t say that. All the while I’m giving Kevin that “told you so” look. Once Kevin could control himself, he explained he was wrong too and that we should say those words.

Pretty funny, but oh so wrong.

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